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-It’s a Hollywood baby boom! Once Upon A Time’s Ginnifer Goodwin is expecting a kid with costar Josh Dallas, and Kelly Clarkson is also going to be a first-time mom. (Thank goodness. All of that baby-making talk in interviews was getting awkward.)
-In other happy news, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are engaged. Somewhere, Chuck Bass is crying into a purple silk cravat.
-In less happy news (depending on who you are), Chris Brown has just been ordered to go back to rehab for 3 months.
-The sad Brittany Murphy plot thickens. Her dad is trying to reopen the investigation into her death, but the lab results may have been lost in the mail.
–Josh Hutcherson‘s SNL promos are just meh, but I still have high hopes for the ‘lil guy!
–Kendall Jenner celebrated turning 18 by posting barely legal pics online. Maybe she was just trying to prove that the Kardashians have nipples, despite what Kanye West’s new music video would have you believe.
-Meanwhile, Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith held hands in public. Wait, Kendall and Kylie aren’t the same person?!
-Speaking of Jaden, his mother was over-the-top freaked out on last night’s David Blaine special. But the way she was clinging to Will seemed to dispel split rumours (despite what her new music video implies).
–Miley Cyrus bleached her eyebrows. Please don’t turn this into a thing, teen girls everywhere.
–Jon Stewart‘s latest takedown of Rob Ford is also his best yet. .
–Taylor Swift was spotted “smiling and laughing” at a pub with Douglas Booth. For a second, I confused Douglas Booth with Dougray Scott and was very sad.
-Yay! Rilo Kiley have a new video out.
-Check out Tina Fey and a bunch of other celebs in the new Muppets trailer.
-The interwebs is unhappy with People’s decision to crown Adam Levine the Sexiest Man Alive.
-Also, Jezebel’s excerpts from the People issue made my life.
-What’s worse? The fact that Sean Penn went off on someone for taking a photo, or the fact that the guy taking the pic guy reportedly worked for the company that paid Penn $500K to speak to?
–Channing Tatum’s epic split is hilarious.
–Anna Wintour went to a Kanye concert and the world imploded.
-Here’s the trailer for Devil’s Knot with Reese Witherspoon and Colin Firth, about the West Memphis Three case.
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