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November 2013

Victoria and David Beckham Smoulder in Paris Vogue


Victoria Beckham finally made the cover of Vogue (well, Paris Vogue, anyway).

-I don’t know what I love more about this story: that Kristen Bell bought a secondhand bed off of Craigslist, or that she enlisted her VM costar Ryan Hansen to help her schlep it home.

-Speaking of Veronica Mars, my Kickstarter reward t-shirt has arrived!

Kellan Lutz claims he turned down the Edward role in Twilight. Sure thing, buddy.

-I enjoyed Derek Hough and Maria MenounosThanksgiving dance war videos much more than I probably should have. Even Amber Riley and her fam jumped into the fray.

Lady Gaga‘s Muppet Thanksgiving special was a turkey in the ratings. Maybe they should have advertised that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was going to be in it.

Kanye West spent 6 minutes during his Nashville concert venting about Nike, ’cause that’s really what his fans want.

Kanye also stood up for President Obama, saying “black people don’t have the same level of connections as Jewish people [or] oil people.” I’m guessing Obama would prefer he sat down at this point…

-The idea of Elizabeth Taylor watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer makes me stupidly happy.

Justin Bieber drew crappy graffiti on another building, but this time, the building owners love it and are calling it “art.”

-I really liked this article on how Homeland is both the smartest and dumbest cable drama ever.

Doug Ford says the family has received calls from Oprah about a potential reality show, but they’ve decided not to do it (yay!). They’ve opted to do a web series instead (boo!).

-Netflix Canada just announced that they’ll start streaming Friday Night Lights. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose!

-Yikes, Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Just…yikes.

Ed Sheeran celebrated Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston, for some reason.

-Don’t invite Morrissey to your next Thanksgiving dinner. He won’t want to go.

Mariah Carey shared more photos of her family’s Thanksgiving celebrations.

Leonardo DiCaprio‘s new movie The Wolf of Wall Street is three hours long? Nope, no, nada!

-I scored 60 on the Rory Gilmore reading challenge, and it still made me feel like an idiot.

The Walkmen just announced their decision to go on an “extreme hiatus.”

Kate Mara and Anton Yelchin star in Broken Bells’s new video for “Holding On For Life” (a song I’m LOVING this week — I wish it were actually featured in the music video).

Mila Kunis Marriage, Pregnancy Rumours Heat Up

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)

Mila Kunis is wearing a baggy sweater, which everyone is citing as evidence that she’s pregnant and engaged. Even though she wears baggy sweaters all the time. (I know, because I’m always coveting them.)

Britney Spears is opening up about her boyfriend, and denied those rumours that her dad ran a background check on him.

Chelsea Handler had some harsh words for Britney, which kinda seems like kicking a puppy at this point.

-The director of Catching Fire thinks Jennifer Lawrence would die really quickly if she had to participate in actual Hunger Games because she’s “way too klutzy.”

-Meanwhile, JLaw joined Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and other celebrities to re-enact Rob Ford’s statement for David Letterman.

Spike Lee is a walking P.R. nightmare these days. First, he tried to get fans to pay for his new movie, and now he’s being accused of asking a designer to create a movie poster for Oldboy and not paying him.

Cameron Diaz is tweeting at Tom Cruise over Top Gear.

-Speaking of Twitter, Victoria Beckham just made a funny.

Patrick Stewart admits to leaning on subway poles, but only when it’s not crowded AND he’s listening to buskers. That’s ok, then.

Nigella Lawson’s family has taken to Twitter to label her ex ‘dangerous’ and ‘a man scorned.’

-Guys, I don’t want to alarm you, put there’s a really good chance Time is going to name Miley Cyrus as their Person of the Year.

-The custody war between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller continues to get ugly. Now Mueller is claiming her twin boys were struck by a male staff member of Denise Richards while they were in her care.

-US Thanksgiving is very confusing and sad for British people. Allow Gary Oldmanto demonstrate.

Evan Rachel Wood took to Twitter to slam the MPAA for demanding a sex scene in her new movie be cut.

-This is a really interesting article on the politics of Rihanna‘s new hairstyle.

Mariah Carey just Instagrammed a photo of her family, and she’s not wearing makeup in it. What. Is. Happening.

Justin Bieber is showing off his baby muscles again.

-Meanwhile, he attempted to surf and wiped out. A fellow surfer snapped a photo of it, but the Biebs’ bodyguard was having none of it.

-Is Ryan Seacreast dating another model? How does this keep happening?!

-The second trailer for The Invisible Woman, directed by and starring Ralph Fiennes, has landed. I saw it at TIFF and found it very meh.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Had a Baby, Got Married

Brian Hallisay and Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List (Photo: Lifetime)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s publicist killed two birds with one stone statement: the Client List actress just announced she has a new daughter (Autumn James) and a new husband (her costar Brian Hallisay).

-Is Tom Cruise dating Orange Is the New Black star Laura Prepon? His rep says no, but she meets his criteria: young, famous but not too famous, a Scientologist, pretty enough to jump on a couch for, etc.

-Madonna has reunited with Sean Penn…but just for charity.

-Speaking of Madonna, her son keeps shooting hilariously unflattering Vines of her.

-If you need to give your cringe muscles a workout, just watch this video of Prince William awkwardly joining Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift for a rendition of “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

-Can’t wait for Anchorman 2? You’re in luck! It’s coming out two days earlier than expected.

-Meanwhile, here’s the cast singing “Afternoon Delight.”

-Oscar campaigning is already in full swing. The Weinstein Company is offering free movie tickets to SAG voters. How is that allowed?!

-Meanwhile, Scarlett Johansson and ‘Her’ voice is ineligible for a Golden Globe nomination.

Kim Kardashian claims that Kanye West loved James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s “Bound 2” spoof. Sure he did.

-Now Zac Efron is trying to get in on the Bound-spoofing action.

-In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Zac‘s broken jaw might not have happened as he claimed it did.

Sofia Vergara earns more money than any other actor on TV (male or female). Does this make anyone else really, really sad?

-Watch Sky Ferreira wear lingerie and gyrate atop a coin-operated horse in her new, very NSFW music video.

Josh Hutcherson was adorable on Jimmy Fallon last night, talking about how he wants to be like Justin Timberlake.  “I frosted my tips when I was a little kid. I did my best.”

John Corbett is returning to Parenthood. Between his return and Jason Ritter‘s, is Sarah’s storyline just a going to be big reboot from last season? Yawn.

Gwyneth Paltrow calls Santa Claus “Father Christmas,” like a true (fake) British person.

-It’s good to see @midnight getting some love. I’m finding it a fun, post-Colbert show.

Lindsay Lohan is showing off her Thanksgiving meal skills on Instagram.

-Here’s that controversial rape joke in Sarah Silverman’s new special.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher‘s divorce is finally final.

New promos for American Hustle have landed. Jennifer Lawrence looks fierce in this. No wonder the buzz around her performance is building.