-Instagram just got a whole lot more GOOPy. I friggin’ love how Gwyneth added copyright to her first photo. Yeah, it doesn’t really work like that, sweetie.
-I hate hate hate belly bump watch, but the second I saw Kerry Washington on this morning’s GMA I thought, “Oh, here we go.” And I wasn’t wrong. I’m pretty sure it was just an unflattering Tory Burch dress, though.
-Speaking of terrible dresses on Kerry Washington…
-In other Kerry news, are you watching Scandal? You really should. It took me a while to catch up, since I initially watched the first episode and deemed it too ridiculous to stick with, but last season it got good. Like really, really good. Even though (or maybe because) all the characters are generally horrible people.
–George Clooney says he can’t date Sandra Bullock because they’re good friends and it would be like breaking the “bro code.” I don’t think he knows what that means. Someone needs to get schooled by Stinston.
-Not only is Lordes‘ new album great, so is this op-ed she just wrote.
-This story sounds like total BS, but the idea of Nicki Minaj hooking up with Zac Efron confuses/amuses me.
–Damon Lindelof says the Breaking Bad finale helped him “say goodbye to Lost.”
-Meanwhile, Breaking Bad’s R.J. Mitte just landed a role on Switched at Birth.
–Sinead O’Connor penned a kickass letter to Miley Cyrus, telling her to “fire any motherf*cker who hasn’t expressed alarm” and adding, “The music business doesn’t give a sh*t about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think its what YOU wanted.”
–Miley has responded by comparing Sinead to Amanda Bynes. You just know she’s going to end up ripping up Sinead‘s photo on SNL this weekend…
-Meanwhile, Amanda Palmer wrote an open letter in response to Sinead‘s open letter to Miley. My head hurts.
-In her new documentary, Miley acknowledges that she’s a hot mess, but insists that she’s a “strategic” hot mess. Is her skanktastic makeover less disturbing if it’s part of an intentional, committee-decided agenda? Or does that actually make it more disturbing? I’m leaning towards the latter.
–Jimmy Kimmel gave Miley’s documentary a Ken Burns-style twist.
-This Hollywood Reporter story about how balding celebrities are now getting their hair tattooed on is delicious!
-I would have never pegged a show like Sleepy Hollow to be this year’s breakout TV hit (’cause it’s totally cray), but they already got a second season renewal.
-In sad TV news, FX is putting Wilfred down.
–Samuel L. Jackson just (accidentally?) confirmed that Elizabeth Olsen is in the next Avengers movie.
–David Beckham is in a harness (sadly, not in a 50 Shades way) for his H&M shoot.
–Penelope Cruz looks fantastic at the premiere of The Counselor (which, btw, does not look fantastic).
-Vanity Fair had celebrities create short films based on a particular decade. Bryce Howard did interviews for the sixties, Don Cheadle turned the eighties into a horror movie, while Judd Apatow reminisced with Maria Bamford about the nineties.
–Emile Hirsch (‘member him?) is reportedly expecting a child with a Florida woman.
-Speaking of Emile, the trailer for his new movie with Dakota Fanning, The Motel Life, has arrived.