-Days after Miley’s teddy bear orgy at the VMAs, Lindsay Lohan figured she should probably jump aboard the furry train.
-Meanwhile, Liam Hemsworth was just as freaked out by Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance as the rest of us.
-Holy crap, Joshua Jackson‘s new show also stars Alice from Luther?! Get out of my head, TV execs!
-I was starting to warm up to James Franco, especially after his self-deprecating comments at his roast (“The joke’s on all of you. This is not a roast. This is my greatest most elaborate art installation ever.”). But I should have known better. He reportedly said that he’s paying little to the cast and crew of his new movie because working with him “can be considered currency.”
–Jessica Simpson reportedly scored a $100k payday to show the world that her baby looks like every other baby out there. One day she will rule us all.
-Someone decided to give Paris Hilton a steady job. On purpose.
–Katie Holmes‘ reps are denying the one thing that might actually make her kind of interesting.
-Meanwhile, I’m loving Katie‘s braids in these photos.
–Lena Dunham looks fantastic on the cover of Marie Claire — and I usually hate the mouth-breather pose.
-I love that this video is going viral.
-Bad news: Ellie Kemper will no longer be on next season’s How I Met Your Mother. Good news: she’s been replaced by Anna Camp.
-Speaking of HIMYM, here’s a closer look at the mother.
–Justin Timberlake gave a surprise performance in Hoboken; people freaked out.
–Hugh Laurie gave a surprise performance in Vancouver; people didn’t freak out because we’re Canadian and can roll with anything.
-I laughed a lot at this video of Brandon Routh and Dean Cain welcoming Sam Daley to the Superman club.
-This. Is. Awesome. James Spader will play the villain in Joss Whedon‘s next Avengers movie.
–RJ Mitte celebrated his 21st birthday with scantily clad ladies in Vegas. Uncle Hank would be so proud!
–David Schwimmer‘s neighbours are kind of assholes.
-I really wish I could unsee this photo of Adam Levine in teeny tiny black underwear but I can’t so I’m sharing my pain.
-A completely unrecognizable Ariel Winter of Modern Family posted a photo with her new driver’s license.
–Christina Aguilera loves her fans — and decided to tell them in a long, rambling letter on her site.
–Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis enjoyed some PDA while vacationing in China.
-Here’s the first trailer for All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. You can see why this thing sat on a shelf for six years.
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