–Miley Cyrus has been posting butt photos on Twitter, so she’s clearly learned her lesson.
-Also, Billy Ray Cyrus is on the board of the Parents Television Council, which is hilarious.
–Joshua Jackson is set to play a cowboy on a new Showtime drama. As someone who named her DVR Pacey, this makes me stupidly happy.
-Is anyone weirded out by the fact that Bradley Cooper looks like he’s reading a bedtime story to a child in these photos of him with his new girlfriend? No? Just me? And the book he’s reading is Lolita. COME ON!
-Get ready for a fanfic flood: Demi Lovato will romance Naya Rivera on Glee this season.
-The new Mindy Project promo tries to convince us that James Franco is charming. I’m gonna need more than a 30-second clip to buy that one.
–Michael Buble and his wife welcomed new son Noah this morning.
–Diddy and J Cole reportedly got into a fight at a VMAs afterparty, and Beyonce and Jay Z tried to break it up because they’re awesome.
-There’s now a video version of “Hank and Marie watch the VMAs” and it is pure happiness.
-I stopped watching American Horror Story early on, but the new cast may change my mind: Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Frances Conroy, Gabourey Sidibe and Patti Lupone.
-The new NIN album is streaming right now on iTunes, if that’s your thing.
-The cast of Bunsheads shot a beautiful farewell dance after learning their show had been cancelled.
-I usually have no opinion on One Direction (because having an opinion about 19-year-old boybanders would creep me out), but you gotta love how they laughed off the shade Taylor Swift was throwing their way at the VMAs.
–Kate Middleton looked great when she stepped out for the first time since the big baby reveal. Love that she does her own grocery shopping!
-Another woman has come forward to say she auditioned to be Tom Cruise‘s girlfriend pre-Katie Holmes.
–Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are reportedly being considered to host the Golden Globes again. Lock it down, Hollywood Foreign Press Association! They should be the hosts every year until the end of time!
-I’m not exactly sure what Alexander Skarsgard is saying in this soccer video, but he can lead me in a chant any time.
-Seriously, how cute are Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis? I’m hearing great, great things about her new film, Drinking Buddies.
–Donatella Versace thanked Lady Gaga for being name-dropped in her new song by calling out the singer’s “super bitchiness.”
-Whatever’s happening in their marriage, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are reportedly keeping in touch.
–George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have arrived in Venice for the film festival. It doesn’t even bug me that he’s wearing a t-shirt promoting his tequila brand, ’cause he looks soo good! I got to pick my TIFF films yesterday, and even though I had priority access, Gravity was already sold out. (I knew we were screwed when TIFF programmer Cameron Bailey said on the radio that it was the one movie he would recommend to everyone.)
-Speaking of movies coming to TIFF, I passed on the Dallas Buyers Club because it was in a weird time slot. Now the trailer is out and I’m regretting my decision. If you thought Matthew McConaughey was unrecognizable, wait ’till you see Jared Leto. That voice!