-Alright, Kanye West, I’ll give it to you. Your baby is pretty damn cute.
-In other baby news, William and Kate are starting to send out thank-you notes for their baby gifts. Adorabs!
-Paging George Clooney! Eva Longoria broke up with her boyfriend.
-Can being famous be a pain in the ass? Undoubtedly. Does the general public want to hear about how being famous can be a pain in the ass? Hells no. Someone needs to remind Robert Pattinson of this.
-Well, this isn’t a good sign: even People magazine is getting in on the Khloe and Lamar split rumours.
–Joey Fatone is denying an ‘NSYNC reunion will take place at Sunday’s VMAs. You can’t trick us, Joey! This thing is happening, if only by sheer public will.
-It looks like Alec Baldwin is just days away from becoming a new dad.
-It’s a big magazine month for Victoria Beckham: she landed the covers of Vogue Australia, Harper’s Bazaar Singapore, and Vogue China.
–Cory Feldman’s birthday party (which guests paid to attend) went down exactly as you’d expect.
-I don’t hate Taylor Swift, but this takedown of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is brilliant. Especially the part where he talks about her relationships with John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal. (“What are you people doing? You. Are. Adults. Do you know what a 21-year-old is like? They’re essentially mentally disabled.”)
-The Black Keys’ Dan Auerbach lost a whole lot in his divorce settlement, including $5 million, a house, and a lock of Bob Dylan‘s hair.
–Ben Stiller is set revive Reality Bites as a comedy series for NBC. Anyone else think this is a terrible idea? I saw it on TV recently and man, that film does not age well. When I saw it when as a teenager, I thought Troy was a dreamy outcast. Now he comes off as an arrogant prig.
-I love and adore Robert Sheenan from Misfits, but I just can’t sign off on these flip-flops.
-Game Of Thrones’ star Natalie Dormer has just been cast in third Hunger Games movie. Love her!
-Ben Affleck celebrated his 41st birthday (and new Batman gig) with a party thrown by Jennifer Garner.
-Speaking of YA adaptations, the very first Divergent teaser trailer is here. It’s hard to judge from such a short peek, but I’m optimistic.