–Drew Barrymore looks gorg on the cover of InStyle UK.
-Well, this might just be the creepiest thing ever: Jennifer Lopez‘s stalker has secretly been living in her pool house.
-Speaking of JLo, Diddy reportedly passed on Idol because of her.
–Video of Peter Dinklage hula-hooping on the dance floor of a gay bar in Calgary has gone viral, proving that the internet works just as it should.
–Madonna is still trying to make her grill happen.
-The girl who inspired Hazel in John Green‘s The Fault In Our Stars by has become an author — posthumously.
–Drake just revealed the album art for Nothing Was the Same, while announcing that he’s pushing back its release date.
-Everyone seems to think yesterday’s awesome blind item in The Wrap is about Mariah Carey, which makes it even more awesome.
-The international trailer for About Time is here. I’m not sure what Rachel McAdams is thinking with this one…
-Are Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel a thing? The Bad Teacher costars were reportedly spotted on a dinner date in the Hamptons, and then grocery shopping at Citarella.
–Robert Pattinson‘s new Dior commercial is basically just him watching models strip around him.
-On Letterman this week, Tina Fey talked about how she thinks her youngest daughter is a sociopath. (“It’s so funny because she’s not strong enough to kill you!”)
-Meanwhile, Louis CK told Letterman that he once found a dead guy floating in East River.
-A new Catching Fire photo has arrived.
-The first trailer for The Book Thief as arrived. That novel stayed with me for a long time.
-Does Lindsay Lohan have a sugar daddy?
–Julianna Margulies is potentially facing a messy trial now that she’s being sued by her former manager. She should hire Elsbeth!
–Julianne Hough has a boyfriend who isn’t Ryan Seacreast.
-Noted food lover Gwyneth Paltrow somehow managed to only eat steamed veggies while everyone around her ate pizza and pasta.
–Aziz Ansari just got paid a ton of money to write a book about modern romance.
-Funny or Die pitted Steve Martin against Kermit the Frog for duelling banjos.
–This might be the best thing I’ve read today.
-Kelly Clarkson is sick off all the hoopla surrounding her upcoming wedding, so she and fiance Brandon Blackstock have decided to elope and instead just throw a ‘stock the bar’ party. Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly like her more…
–This confirms all of my assumptions about what dinner conversation with the Kardashians would be like.
-Meanwhile, a new clip from Kanye West‘s appearance on Kris Jenner‘s show has arrived. Why does it look like they can barely stand to be in the same room?
-Here’s the first trailer for Pompei, starring lickable Game of Thrones star Kit Harrington.