–Jay Z surprised Beyonce with a kiss on stage. Her face in this photo is EVERYTHING!
–Miley Cyrus tweeted a screengrab of a text conversation with someone named Fefe (please let it be Dobson!) in which she talked about taking Xanex. She then claimed she accidentally “butt-tweeted” it. How exactly does that happen?
–DJ Khaled posted a really awkward video begging Nicki Minaj to marry him.
–Bryan Cranston just got the least badass Breaking Bad tattoo possible.
–Justin Bieber is in Toronto today (blerg), and he was caught spitting on his fans from a hotel balcony. Such a charmer! (CP24 had INSANE video of teen girls running after his SVU this morning. It was gross.)
-Meanwhile, he left fans waiting an hour for his first show. This kid gets better by the day.
-Also, he says he’s been “blessed” by the Toronto Maple Leafs.
-Jay Baruchel (who I kind of fell in love with in This Is The End) has been named honorary captain of the Montreal Canadiens.
–Garrett Hedlund has passed on playing Christian Grey in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades Of Grey. I’ve never liked him more.
-The trailer for the TLC biopic has landed.
–Kelly Clarkson just shared a very pretty engagement photo. But, um, don’t those usually include the groom-to-be?
–David Cross and Amber Tamblyn made a funny new P.S.A. about reproductive rights.
-Yay to Kate Middleton for single-handedly vanquishing the “baby bump” police.
-Meanwhile, Prince Harry was adorable talking about the royal baby.
-The co-creator of The Simpson, who’s terminally ill, is giving away his fortune.
-Another movie star is heading to the small screen. Philip Seymour Hoffman has signed on for a Showtime comedy pilot.
–Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is wearing a scarf as a dress. That’s not an exaggeration.
-Here’s the new Romeo And Juliet trailer. The only redeeming thing about it is Chuck Bass! It’s probably wrong to be rooting for Tybalt, right?