-The first official Veronica Mars movie still has been released. Also, a whole bunch of spoilery photos from the set just leaked and everyone is getting upset about them, which is silly because how can anyone honestly believe that Logan and Veronica aren’t endgame? (Speaking of Logan, I recently rewatched the pilot and had completely forgotten what a total monster he started out as. Still ship ’em, though.)
-There was a private wake for James Gandolfini in New Jersey, followed by a funeral today attended by his friends, family and costars in NYC. Try to get through reading David Chase’s eulogy without crying. Just try.
–Sandra Bullock dropped the f-bomb on the Tonight Show last night.
-The lawyers of a NYU professor have been attempting to serve James Franco defamation papers for 136 days, but they can’t find him. They just need to go to the most pretentious place they can think of and wait for his arrival. Start with a vegan restaurant that also sells unicycles.
–Jimmy Kimmel just proved that Beliebers are as dumb as you’d expect.
-Eek! Justin Theroux showed off way too much while jogging recently. Who does he think he is, Jon Hamm?
–Emma Stone went back to red hair and the world breathed a little easier.
–Eva Longoria‘s ex Tony Parker might be engaged — or he might just be bad at Twitter.
– I have no interest in seeing a Jason Statham movie, but I’d love to go drinking with him.
-Just because he needed to look even weirder, Homeland star Damian Lewis just shaved his head.
-This is kind of amazing: if you donate to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, you’re entered for a chance to attend the Breaking Bad premiere in LA. Not only will you get to go as Bryan Cranston’s special guest, you’ll get to arrive with him in an RV!
–Rihanna got a restraining order against a crazed fan who was creeping on her roof.
-More photos of Cameron Diaz and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau on the set of their new movie has surfaced. SO. DAMN. PRETTY. She’s ok, too.
-In other Cameron Diaz movie news, a still from her new film with Penelope Cruz shows them lounging topless by a pool.
–Connie Britton as Wendy Davis? Yes, please!
–Kat von D and Deadmau5 broke up and they’re not even pretending that it’s amicable. She accused him on Twitter of cheating, which he has since denied.
–Stephen Colbert continues to be the absolute greatest.
–Beyonce’s new song “Standing on the Sun” just landed.
–Julianne Moore is reportedly being considered for the role of President Coin in the last two Hunger Games movies. Me likey!
-It looks like Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are still going strong.
-Also still truckin’ along: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes.
-Huzzah! Scott Speedman is coming back to TV! (In a show about “human sexuality,” which is just icing on the cake.)
–The outtakes from Jimmy Kimmel‘s “Channing All Over Your Tatum” might actually be funnier than the original video.