-In the new issue of People (which — it should be noted — features Angelina Jolie on the cover, but contains no actual interview with her), they reveal that her next step is to have her ovaries removed.
-It has taken The Mindy Project all season to work out its kinks, but last night’s finale was fab.
–Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready for people to mock her…to her face.
-The pilot for The Goodwin Games is now online. I really liked it, but Fox is burning it off this summer so don’t get too attached.
-Here’s the first Arrested Development viral campaign.
–Jennifer Love Hewitt just dropped $3.25 million on a Pacific Palisades mansion.
-In other rumour news, Eminem was not almost stabbed to death in NYC.
–James Franco wrote a movie review for The Great Gatsby. He doesn’t actually talk at all about what works and doesn’t in the movie. He does, however, drop gems like “It reminds me of my high school relationships, where I tortured girlfriends for getting fingered by other boys when they were freshmen.”
–The Office‘s Ellie Kemper asks “Can men be funny?”
-Speaking of The Office, Grantland’s collection of the show’s best clips sent me down a very engrossing YouTube rabbit hole today. And then I hit this video of the cast saying goodbye and tearing up, and I was done for.
–Lupe Fiasco‘s management took control of his Twitter after the rapper started a (very intelligent) conversation about Marxism.
-A day after claiming she’s single, Selena Gomez was spotted at Justin Bieber’s house.
–Reese Witherspoon‘s publicist wants you to know that the actress and her husband showed “great chemistry” while shopping in NYC.
-For those of you keeping track, Miley Cyrus‘ ring is back on.
–Will Smith and Jaden Smith laughed off those emancipation rumours on today’s Ellen.
–Diplo live-tweeted his bitchy thoughts about the new Daft Punk album while listening to it.
-I don’t know how I missed the August: Osage County trailer when it debuted last week, but it stars everybody! And by everybody I mean Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Ewan McGregor, Benedict Cumberbatch and a whole bunch of other pretty people. Oh, and it’s produced by our fake boyfriend, George Clooney.