–Amanda Bynes shaved her head. We all know what that means, right?
-Is it weird that I found Gwyneth Paltrow kind of charming when she told her awkward pubic hair story on Ellen? I mean, it made zero sense, but it was funny. She was also cute with the strippers. Better than when she impersonated Jay-Z and Beyonce.
–Chris Pine has split from Sports Illustrated model Dominique Piek.
–Cory Monteith looks great post-rehab, heading to a vacation with girlfriend Lea Michele.
-One of the reasons Carey Mulligan landed the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby (besides the fact that she’s made of awesome) is because she unexpectedly smooched Leonardo DiCaprio during her audition.
-If the onsie suddenly becomes a fashion trend, I’m blaming Justin Bieber.
–House of Cards star Corey Stoll has been cast as the lead in FX’s Guillermo del Toro/Carlton Cuse vampire TV show.
–Eva Longoria talks about how she was so depressed after her divorce that she couldn’t eat in a new interview.
–The Killing’s first trailer with Peter Sarsgaard has landed. I can’t imagine anyone is actually looking forward to this show’s return, but it’s happening.
–These photos of Prince William, Catherine and Prince Harry picking wands in Diagon Alley are all kinds of great.
–Matt Lauer has at least one ally at NBC. Kathie Lee Gifford is collecting support signatures on his behalf.
–Tim Heidecker’s reaction to Zach Braff‘s Kickstarter campaign was the funniest — and now someone’s took the time to film it.
–Seth Rogen joined the Backstreet Boys onstage last night to sing “Everybody” and it was great.
–Emma Stone managed to make one of those boring interviews about her beauty routine pretty damn charming.
–Kristen Wiig and Ben Affleck will host the last eps of SNL this season.
–Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t picked her rehab spot, even though she has less than a week to check in. How is this her decision?!
-There’s only four episodes left of The Office and I have to say that I’m actually enjoying the show again because of how they’re handling the Jim and Pam stuff. After some initially shaky plotting with the camera man, they’re on fire now. That scene at the end of last night’s ep? Sigh. In any case, they are airing a one-hour retrospective before the finale on May 16.
-In other NBC news, the network just renewed a bunch of dramas, including Parenthood. And for a full 22-episode season!
-In other TV news, the CW just renewed Hart of Dixie and Beauty and the Beast, which basically means that Nikita and The Carrie Diaries are in a fight to the death. Here’s a look at which other shows are on the bubble.
-The ratings for last night’s proposed Vampire Diaries spinoff were disappointing (though it still got picked up). I haven’t watched it yet because frankly, even thinking about it makes me exhausted, but I’m impressed by the soundtrack. Any show that features TV on the Radio and The National in the first episode can’t be all bad.
–New promos for the upcoming season of True Blood have arrived.
-In case anyone was worried, the Canadian Parliament is prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
-Speaking of zombies, The Walking Dead just cast the guy who played D’Angelo on The Wire.
-The first trailer for Tiger Eyes has landed. I’m really glad Willa Holland is having a moment. I saw her in a tiny indie movie starring Colin Firth called Summer in Genoa and have been impressed by her ever since.
-The first trailer for Prince Avalanche, starring Paul Rudd and Emile Hirsch, has landed. It got great buzz at Sundance.