-Famous hacking group Anonymous is claiming they’ve uncovered proof that Emma Watson has been cast as the female lead in the movie adaptation on Fifty Shades of Grey. Where’s Harry Potter with an apparate spell when you need him? [Update: Emma shot down the rumours on Twitter. Whew!]
-Speaking of Fifty Shades, here’s some video of Kate Moss reading from the book for charity.
-Damage control alert! Justin Bieber posed for photos in Madrid with his cute baby brother (who could have tried a little harder at pretending to enjoy being surrounded by scary, screaming hordes of fans and paparazzi. Do your part, kid!)
-I don’t hate the mesh dress Katie Holmes is wearing here. But maybe that’s because I just looked at a photo of Vanessa Hudgens‘ Spring Breakers premiere dress, and anything would look amazing after seeing that furry mess.
-Speaking of terrible fashion choices, Jessica Biel wore these crochet pants. On purpose.
-In a new interview, Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas talks about the success of his Kickstarter campaign and his vision for the movie.
-Meanwhile, the creators of Pushing Daisies and Terriers have expressed interest in doing similar campaigns (as has Chuck star Zachery Levi), but Joss Whedon is already warning Firefly fans that it’s not going to happen.
-Need to warm your heart? Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman have reconciled. You’re welcome!
–Jeopardy! reportedly wants Matt Lauer to replace Alex Trebek. (What is: a terrible idea?)
–Katy Perry‘s reps are denying reports that she just landed a $3 million book deal. Whew!
–Tara Reid is doing about as well as you expected (if what you expected is that she’s wandering around Hollywood shoeless and wasted).
–Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher reunited for dinner last night in London.
-I laughed a lot during this “celebrity whispers on the red carpet” skit on Fallon. Dude’s been on fire this week!
–Jennie Garth helped her hairdresser out by attaching her own extensions with pliers. (Is that seriously how you do it? Eek!)
-It was a good news/bad news night for NBC: after scoring good ratings all season, Community hit a series low, while Parks and Recreation ticked up. (I still think they’re both coming back next season, only because NBC has no clue what they’re doing.)
-This video about what really happened after Disney’s ‘happily ever afters’ is hilarious — and more than a little disturbing.
–Hollywood Reporter just published a delicious article calling out “mocktresses” — the Jessica Albas and Camilla Belles of the world who get paid big bucks to show up to red carpets, even though no one can remember the last time they appeared in a movie. (Though I’m not sure I’d lump Diane Kruger in that category just yet though; she’s still doing interesting work.)
–Kathie Lee and Hoda just told the world the shape of their pubic hair on live TV. I seriously need to start DVR’ing this show…
-Check out James McAvoy (god, I’ve missed him!) and Rosario Dawson in this clip from Danny Boyle’s new film Trance, which just debuted at SXSW.
–Tina Fey says she has no interest in taking over SNL when Lorne Michaels retires.
-According to Halle Berry, we’re supposed to by spraying perfume on our crotches. Um, ok?
-Here we go again: Lindsay Lohan‘s trial is expected to start next week after as she refused a plea deal that involved house arrest.
-The first MTV Movie Awards promo features Rebel Wilson and Channing Tatum — and bodes really well for Rebel’s first hosting stint. “They’re gaining on us! Take your shirt off!”