–Mila Kunis does not want you to ask her about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher. Fine, but are we allowed to ask her why she looks so pale in the new issue of Allure?
-The Wanted’s Max George admitted that his relationship with Lindsay Lohan wasn’t strictly platonic. Really? And here we thought they were meeting up in hotel rooms to discuss quantum physics.
–Beyonce says Blue Ivy is her “best friend.” Somewhere, Gwyneth Paltrow is crying into a handspun handkerchief made of 100% organic unbleached hemp.
-After the BAFTAs, Bradley Cooper reportedly dirty-danced with Alice Eve (best known for her role in Men in Black 3 but who I’ll always remember as James McAvoy’s love interest in Starter for Ten).
–Jennifer Lawrence has arrived at the “let’s screw with the paps” stage of her career. Right on time.
-Meanwhile, I know that JLaw has told the Meryl Streep/Bill Maher story a couple of times now, but this version is the best. “NOT NOW, BILL!!”
-Want to take a long bath with Rihanna? Then this video is for you.
-The police chief who allegedly helped Chris Brown fake his community service has resigned.
–Vivienne Jolie-Pitt is making $3000/week. She’s 4 years old. Feel free to weep openly.
-If you’re one of the 12.5 million people who missed The Walking Dead midseason premiere, you’re in luck! AMC is now streaming it.
–The Daily Beast just solved one of the most perplexing mysteries of our generation: whatever happened to Milo Ventimiglia?
–Kristen Stewart and Ashley Benson helped Taylor Lautner ring in his 21st birthday.
–Justin Bieber is picking a Twitter-fight with The Black Keys. Adorable!
-Part two of Zach Galifianakis‘ Between Two Ferns Oscar special has landed.
–Lost‘s Sawyer just landed the lead in a new CBS pilot.
-Congrats to Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas, who are expecting their first child together.
-In other baby news, Penelope Cruz confirmed rumours that she’s pregnant again.
-It looks like Tom Hanks has given his stamp of approval to Olivia Wilde’s engagement ring.
–Amanda Bynes really, really needs to step away from Twitter.
–Blake Lively ate brunch at the same chain I grabbed lunch from today. Does that make us BFFs?
-It’s safe to say that Community creator Dan Harmon doesn’t miss working in TV.
–Selena Gomez was spotted at a Grammy afterparty with one of Justin Bieber’s good friends. Gasp!
-A new trailer for The Big Wedding has landed. It still looks horrible.