–Emma Stone is sandwiched between Bradley Cooper and Ben Affleck on the cover of this year’s Hollywood issue of Vanity Fair. I’m not sure why the boys are dressed like bears/gorillas, but it’s still adorable.
-Despite referring to herself as “married” in the new issue of Cosmo, Miley Cyrus‘ rep insists the nuptials have yet to take place.
-In other wedding news, Meadow Soprano…err, Jamie-Lynn Sigler is engaged to a guy named Cutter. Is David Chase still scripting her life?
-There’s lots of chatter about John Mayer exploding a charm bomb all over Girls‘ star Allison Williams, but he’s friends with her BF so I’m guessing it was an innocent outing. Don’t count Katy Perry out just yet.
–Taylor Swift just inked a new deal with Diet Coke, calling it one of the “great loves” of her life. Sure, until one day she opens a can that’s gone flat and writes an angry song about it.
-Good news: Amy Poehler is writing the best book you’ll read next year.
-Meanwhile, Amy‘s BFF Tina Fey and Steve Carell are teaming up for another movie.
-Speaking of Tina, here’s her final Q&A for NBC.com. (Her answer to “Glee or Grey’s Anatomy?” is perfect.) Plus, this essay on 30 Rock‘s racial legacy might just be the best thing I’ve read this week.
-I’m glad Jonathan Coulton is not backing down from his fight with Glee of their rip-off of his cover.
-There is not one, but TWO new episodes of Happy Endings. Still not watching it? This clip should change your mind. If it doesn’t, your mind isn’t working.
–Doug Benson tweeted this photo of Jon Hamm yesterday (which is not only hilarious, it also indicates that Jon will prob be on an upcoming Doug Loves Movies).
–Justin Bieber is getting over his split with the help of some random boob grabbing (though the owner of the boob in question insists he was a gentleman).
-Meanwhile, Justin made a big deal about showing off his abs. Um, thanks?
-Authorities say Frank Ocean is “desirous of prosecution” against Chris Brown. I knew I loved him for a reason.
-Even Jason Priestley is holding out hope for a Jennie Garth/Luke Perry romance IRL.
–K-os‘ new album is out today and it’s kind of awesome! It’s streaming on CBC right now if you want a preview.
-Did we know Matthew McConaughey‘s new baby is called Livingston? I loved the name when I first heard it, but then I started wondering if it’s a riff on his “You gotta just keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N!” mantra from Dazed and Confused, and then I started feeling really bad for the kid…
-Sweet! Ken Marino‘s Bachelor parody/web series Burning Love (which features a steady stream of Veronica Mars alums) will start airing on E!
–Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning to skip a court date tomorrow because she’s “sick.”
-Real-life Revenge couple Emily VanCamp and Josh Bowman look like they’re still going strong. (If only the same could be said for their show…)
-It’s a few decades too late, but Tommy Mottola just called his marriage to Mariah Carey “wrong and inappropriate,” saying “I should of maintained my distance.”
-Despite a promising tweet, Jane Kaczmarek is not reuniting with Bryan Cranston on an episode of Breaking Bad. But she will star in a feature for the Breaking Bad DVD.
-The first trailer for Michael Gondry’s latest movie, Mood Indigo, is out.