–Drew Barrymore sold her
soul baby pics to People, which made this week’s cover.
-On guard, Beliebers! Two men have been arrested after allegedly being hired to kill and castrate the pint-sized pop star.
–Modern Family‘s Ariel Winter is set to stay with her sister, while her dad will take over overseeing her estate, according to her brother.
-It’s about time! A judge finally revoked Lindsay Lohan’s probation Wednesday and scheduled a violation hearing that could result in more jail time.
-You gotta love Anne Hathaway‘s incredibly articulate, kick-ass response to Matt Lauer‘s gross question about her crotch shot (which, after seeing the uncensored photo, actually looked more like a thigh shot).
-I know nothing about Austenland except that it stars Keri Russell and it’s about a Jane Austen theme park (which frankly, is more than enough to sell me on it), but this photo has me excited!
-Speaking of all things Austen, Jennifer Love Hewitt is producing a Pride and Prejudice reboot for Lifetime? It is a truth universally acknowledged that this is total bullshit.
-Sheryl Crow may be 50, but she can still rocky a teenie weenie bikini.
-Break out the celebratory chicken dance! We’re getting even more Arrested Development than expected; Netflix just ordered extra episodes.
–Chris Pratt and Anna Faris‘ appearance on Top Chef makes me wish they’d do a sitcom together.
-The only thing that could make Pitch Perfect even more um, perfect is this deleted scene, which reveals a Har Mar Superstar cameo!
–Kristen Stewart says she’s “bored.” Right, because this year has just been soo uneventful for her…
–Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are enjoying a mini-holiday in the UK.
-The second trailer for The Impossible has arrived.