–Justin Timberlake has written an open letter apologizing for that “distasteful” video mocking homeless people at his $6.5 million Italian wedding — and by apologizing, I mean distancing himself from it.
–Jessica Biel has changed her name to Jessica Timberlake. Feel free to continue referring to her as “that girl with little talent but a great ass,” though.
-The latest celebrity victim of phone hacking is Sofia Vergara, proving once again that fameballs will never, never learn the dangers of taking sexy pics with their phone.
–Jonah Hill is no longer dating Dustin Hoffman‘s daughter, ruining my dream of Jonah and Dustin teaming up for a Rain Man remake. *pout*
–Chris Brown‘s rep says the singer definitely didn’t call a fan the f-word. ‘Cause that would be so very out of character for him.
–Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart still have ‘trust issues,’ a close source tells People. Cripes, ya think?
-At least Robsten were spotted reunited after their separate Breaking Dawn, Part 2 promo jaunts abroad.
-It seems like the cast of Gossip Girl all got haircuts as soon as the show wrapped. First Penn Badgley showed off his newly shorn locks, and now it’s Leighton Meester’s turn. Did they all go in together on a Groupon or something?
-Speaking of Gossip Girl, Vulture just recapped the best comments posted on their recap.
-MTV settled a rape lawsuit with a Real World alum after implying ‘she asked for it.’ Nice.
–Usher just won a $12k bidding war for a puppy. So that’s what celebrities do when they have more money than they know what to do with.
-Isn’t the Bridget Jones’ 3 movie supposed to be happening soon? Shouldn’t Renee Zellweger being putting on the pounds? Cause it looks like she’s going the opposite way.
-The latest celebrity Obama ad asks Lena Dunham to describe her first time.
–Marion Cotillards’ new Dior ad is lovely.
-How did I miss this Paypal ad starring Drunk Jeff Goldblum?
-It warms my heart that Alyson Hannigan and Seth Green will be reuniting on How I Met Your Mother. Willow + Oz 4eva!
-Remember Zach Anner? He’s the stand-up comedian with cerebral palsy who auditioned to host a travel show on Oprah’s network. He didn’t win, so he launched a web series instead. The first episode took him to Montreal.
-This is Jessica Simpson after losing 60 lbs. Can you tell? Can you pretend to care?
-The ‘Bic pen for ladies’ outrage is pretty played at this point, but good on Ellen Degeneres for deciding to take a crack at it anyway.
–Hawaii Five-O‘s Alex O’Loughlin and his girlfriend just welcomed a son.
-How amazing was last night’s Parks and Recreation? Amy Poehler and Adam Scott talk about their characters’ big moment.
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