-Anyone else starting to think after this cray-cray summer of insane celebrity gossip that the Mayans were right? I mean, Chavril must be a sure sign of the impending apocalypse, no? After all, who would have ever dreamed that Avril Lavigne‘s next boyfriend after Brody Jenner could possibly be a downgrade?!
-Meanwhile, Avril was spotted out last night without her engagement ring. Either she didn’t want to jump the gun on the official announcement, or she’s unable to lift the gaudy 14-carat rock without the help of a small team of burly men.
–Taylor Swift denied reports she crashed a Kennedy family wedding, but the mother of the bride insists she did. She says she asked the singer to leave — TWICE.
-Britons are shrugging off the Prince Harry scandal — which is a good thing, since Prince Charles is preventing the UK press from using the naked photos. There’s still no word which one of his buddies sold him out.
-After seeing a flurry of Tweets about Elisabeth Moss pulling a Miley Cyrus with her hair, I was almost afraid to look. But it’s actually quite lovely.
-This is a pleasant surprise: TMZ says it had an opportunity to purchase the Tony Scott suicide video, but turned it down.
-I’m pretty sure Daniel Radcliffe is shooting his new movie right next to my office building, but I’m saving up all my stalking skills for the A-listers at TIFF. Sorry, Harry Potter!
-Speaking of TIFF, Alexander Skarsgard is coming. To whet our appetites, check out his new Calvin Klein video.
-Your new Finnick Odair is….(drumroll)….this random dude.
–Suri Cruise deals with the paparazzi exactly the way a six-year-old should.
–David Cross says that he thinks there’ll be 13 new Arrested Development episodes, not 10, because “there’s too much story.” Dude, stop teasing us. If we get the promised 10, we’ll be breaking out the celebratory chicken dances.
-Next time Brangelina complains about their kids’ lack of privacy, remember this: four-year-old daughter Vivienne was just cast in Angelina‘s new flick, Maleficent.
–Reese Witherspoon‘s rep is denying reports that her pregnancy’s in trouble.
-Watch Tom Hardy win a modelling contest in 1998. Warning: intense swooning may occur.
–Forbes just released its annual list of the most powerful women, and Oprah and Lady Gaga are on top.
–Nicole Kidman gets all cleavage-y in the new issue of V. Meanwhile, the behind-the-scenes shots are all about her butt.
-I kinda love that Kristen Bell‘s last birthday party was Hunger Games-themed.
–LL Cool J put his NCIS crime-fighting skills to good use by tackling and subduing a burglar in his home.
–Britney Spears is ditzy cute in the new X Factor promo.
-The first trailer for The Impossible, starring Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor, is intense!
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