–Breaking Bad finally comes back on Sunday. If my incessant mentions weren’t enough of a clue, I’m more stoked about its return than Skinny Pete after a couple of bumps of blue. Here’s a good guide to the show’s 10 best episodes.
–Kelsey Grammer is a new dad. His wife just gave birth to baby girl Faith Evangeline.
-Raise your hands to the heavens and rejoice! Penn Badgley has finally shaved off that horrible beard!
-Meanwhile, the cast of Gossip Girl is back to work on set in NYC.
-Sources are poo-pooing those reports of Tom Cruise giving Katie Holmes “hush money.” Instead, she only got what was laid out in the prenup which, by most accounts, wasn’t very much.
-It looks like Jessica Biel may soon have more to do than just lug around a giant rock on her finger. She’s in talks to play Viper in the upcoming Wolverine movie.
-Did David Letterman just give away the twist ending of The Dark Knight Rises? Oopsie!
-Move over, Justin Bieber. The richest star under 30 is actually Taylor Swift.
–Madonna is getting sued for a sample she used in “Vogue.” I’m sure she’s done something far more worthy of a lawsuit more recently. Was I the only one who sat through W.E.?
–Michelle Williams is once again saying how much she’d like to do a Dawson’s Creek reunion. With Tom Cruise no longer stopping it, could this thing really happen?!
–Gisele Bundchen posed nude for Vogue Paris and you’ve already stopped reading and clicked the link haven’t you yeah I thought so.
–Robert Pattinson is clearly as sick of Fifty Shades of Grey as the rest of us.
–Mila Kunis is looking very prim and proper in her new Dior ads. Very pretty, but I’m not sure why they’d choose her if this is the route they wanted to go. She’s a Carrie, not a Charlotte.
–Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart call each other “Bear”? Ugh.
-I know this “leaked” video of Jason Biggs auditioning for Magic Mike is just a joke, but I’m really hoping it gets him into the sequel.
–James Franco looks as confused as I feel after watching the trailer for Oz the Great and Powerful.