–Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are expecting their first child. Our lil’ Angela Chase is all grow’d up!
-Oh, snap! Tom Cruise has finally broken his silence through a statement from his lawyer, and it is CUTTING! The gloves are off, people!
-Ice cream makes everything better: Katie Holmes and Suri looked anything but sad during an ice cream run in NYC.
-Meanwhile, her lawyer is denying reports that she wants an emergency custody hearing. Yes, for the sake of good gossip, please stretch this out as long as physically possible.
–Tom spent a mopey birthday with his teenage kids at home in L.A. Cheer up, buddy! At least you just topped Forbes‘ list of the highest paid actors, and it doesn’t look like Katie will be getting any of it.
–Bruce Willis and Demi Moore‘s daughters continue to gush gossip. There’s rumours that nude photos of their youngest, Tallulah, are being shopped around.
-I dig Clark Duke, but even he can’t save The Office.
-Here’s a killer blast from the past: Kirsten Dunst and “Joey” Gordon-Levitt on Celebrity Teen Jeopardy. I love that it takes Kirsten 15 mins to even get on the board.
–Lea Michele and Cory Monteith are still going strong. They were spotted enjoying a romantic meal in Paris.
–Mila Kunis says she couldn’t go on a normal date even if she tried. (Psst! I think this is the part where we’re supposed to feel bad for the rich, drop-dead gorg, in-demand actress.)
-Is Frank Ocean the first R&B singer to admit to being in a relationship with a man? Good on ’em!
–Alec Baldwin‘s Twitter leave was predictably short-lived.
–Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis reportedly had “blazing fights” before their split. (This is news because divorces are usually preceded by skipping through fields of wild flowers?)
–The Amazing Spider-Man is living up to its name at the box office.
–George Clooney and Stacy Keibler celebrated the fourth of July in Lake Como.
– The trailer for Why Stop Now, starring Jesse Eisenberg, Melissa Leo and Tracy Morgan, has landed. It actually looks pretty great!