-Do twihards still care enough about Breaking Dawn to warrant a trailer for a longer trailer?
-Is it just me, or is Kristen Stewart changing into her Converse at movie premieres earlier and earlier? For the love of gawd, at least wait until the movie begins rolling!
-The second trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master makes even less sense than the first. I mean that as a compliment.
-Ruh-roh! Kris Humphries’ lawyers are reportedly planning to use Kim Kardashian’s interview with Oprah as evidence in their divorce case.
-Meanwhile, expect another lawsuit coming Kim Kardashian‘s way when George Lucas sees what she’s wearing.
–Bobby Brown found someone willing to marry him.
-Meanwhile, Alec‘s rep is denying reports that the pap got punched.
-NPR is streaming the entire Fiona Apple album.
-I love that Lena Dunham responded to James Franco’s criticism of Girls with “not everyone can have Marla Sokoloff from The Practice as their first girlfriend.” God bless her long memory!
-It’s a bad day for stars with cigarettes. Mary-Kate Olsen is getting flack for smoking in front of her boyfriend’s daughter, while new mom Hilary Duff claims she was just “holding” a cigarette for a friend.
–Woody Harrelson reportedly gave $600 to a homeless woman — and even more impressively, didn’t demand it back when she made a lame ‘white men can jump’ joke.
–Emma Stone is so awesome and polite, she even tries to make us believe that Jim Carrey‘s creepy crush on her is reciprocated.
–Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss has moved on from her divorce from Fred Armisen and is now dating this cutie.
-My fake boyfriend George Clooney has just signed on to produce the upcoming film adaptation of Tracy Letts‘s play August: Osage County, starring Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts.
-Good news for Glee‘s Chris Colfer: the movie he wrote just landed a distributor.
-The A.V. Club got Parks and Recreation‘s Mike Schur to walk us through the show’s stellar fourth season.
-Here’s our first look at Angelina Jolie as Maleficent. (Insert obligatory ‘Angelina Jolie looks horny’ joke here.)
-Has Brad Pitt‘s World War Z turned into a “nightmare movie“?
-Check out the new photo from Breaking Bad‘s fifth season. CAN. NOT. WAIT.
-Video of a 10-year-old Ryan Gosling dancing in Hammer pants? Yes, please!
–Ray Romano will play a photographer who comes between Lauren Graham and Jason Ritter on Parenthood. How is that even possible?!
–Anne Hathaway calls her Catwoman suit a “psychological terrorist” in the new issue of Allure.
-Meanwhile, the new Dark Knight Rises trailer is lighter on Catwoman, heavier on Bruce Wayne.