–Ian Somerhalder is really gunning to play Christian in Fifty Shades of Grey. He’s also gunning for Angelina Jolie to costar, which is adorbs!
-I was pretty intrigued when today’s GOOP landed in my inbox with the subject “Beneath the Sheets.” Unfortunately, it’s just about the awesome beds at hotels I will never be able to afford. Sorry Gwyneth, but even you can’t make a video about perfecting hospital corners exciting.
–George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were photographed out for dinner last night in Italy. Sigh.
-I’m so over the Drake/Rihanna/Chris Brown love triangle. Almost as much as I’m over the term YOLO.
-Good to see Russell Brand is taking a glass-half-full approach to his divorce.
-Who let the little girl from Modern Family out of the house looking like this?!
-Congrats to Survivor’s Boston Rob and Amber, who just welcomed their third daughter.
–Aaron Paul is in talks to star in a new HBO show. Sob. I know Breaking Bad is coming to an end, but I just don’t think I’m ready to let Jesse Pinkman go.
-It looks like Revenge costars Emily VanCamp and Josh Bowman are no longer trying to keep their romance secret.
-Everyone wants to know everything about that hunky guy Miley Cyrus was photographed swimming with yesterday.
-A Magic Mike red band trailer? Yes, please!!
–Meryl Streep cements her rep as a national tresure with her response to Devil Wears Prada sequel rumours.
-The new Dallas reboot is a hit, y’all!
-YOMYOMF has only had a YouTube channel for a few days, and already it’s blowing up. Probably because their intro video stars Jessica Alba, Tyrese, Gillian Jacobs, Wayne Brady, Masi Oka and more.
-Odd: HBO’s Girls is most popular with old white dudes.
-OWN just released a preview of Oprah’s interview with the Kardashians. Kim‘s face when Oprah asks “Would you be where you are had there not been a sex tape” is pretty priceless.