-Sorry, world. Kanye West is laughing off reports that he tweeted (then deleted) a naked photo of Kim Kardashian.
-Meanwhile, Kanye‘s home was burglarized while he was in the U.K.
–Chris Brown and Rihanna continue their are they/aren’t they dance — with her family’s blessing.
-I would have never pegged Matthew McConaughey as the type of star to sell his wedding photos. And why is he pointing at her face like that on the cover? Is he playing “got your nose”? I know she’s really young, but geez.
–Robert Pattinson is not a fan of celebrities who pay lip service to the Occupy movement.
-If only That’s My Boy turned out to be half as entertaining as Adam Sandler and Andy Sandberg‘s Unscripted video.
-O, how the mighty have fallen! Oprah just interviewed the Kardashians.
-Speaking of Opes, she and 50 Cent have buried the hatchet.
-Last week I posted a link to the Hollywood Reporter’s TV actresses’ roundtable. This week, it’s the men’s turn. Bryan Cranston, Kelsey Grammer, Jon Hamm, Peter Krause, Damian Lewis, and Kiefer Sutherland talk about their acting heroes, their worst jobs, and pooping their pants onstage.
-The new issue of EW features the Twilight love child, even though the film doesn’t come out until November. November!!
-Despite rumours, Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas didn’t end up getting hitched during Cannes. Now June 30 is said to be the big day.
–Orlando Bloom’s career may be flatlining, but that doesn’t mean his life is a complete bore. A naked man was arrested in front of Bloom’s house.
–Lindsay Lohan isn’t just dealing with last week’s car accident, she’s also still struggling with the fallout from an alleged driving mishap from two years ago. A pap who claims was hit by her in 2010 is demanding she pay for his medical bills.
-Sweet! Now there’s video from the Vanity Fair/Paramount photo shoot.
-A trailer for Dexter Season 7 just landed, and it looks like they’re really not shying away from icky sibling romance plotline. Ugh.