-I keep forgetting that Stranger Things returns in a few weeks. According to the new EW cover story, the new season will follow several disparate stories that intertwine but all roads eventually lead to the “shadow monster.” The Duffer Brothers are also insisting we call it Stranger Things 2 because they think of it as a movie sequel. They know they work in TV now, right?
-Oh jeez, Khloe Kardashian is reportedly pregnant, too.
-This is nice: Pitbull is providing his own private plane to help cancer patients get treatment after Hurricane Maria.
-Scroll down to the end of this article to see some awesome footage of Jane Fonda shutting Megyn Kelly down.
-This seems really beneath Angelina Jolie. Like really, really beneath her. I’m so confused.
–Conan tried to invent his own ‘Carpool Karoake’-type segment with Tom Cruise as the first guest and it got real uncomfortable, real fast.
-Also, Tom shut down those rumours that he wore a fake butt in Valkyrie.
-I haven’t had a chance to watch the This Is Us premiere yet, but everyone else seemed to. It delivered its biggest ratings ever.
-Holy shit: Michelle Williams is in talks to star in Venom opposite Tom Hardy. That’s… unexpected.
–Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are just trolling us at this point, right?
-If Justin Timberlake gets invited to perform at the Super Bowl I will angry-scream into a pillow for days.
–James Cameron is standing by his Wonder Woman comments, saying the character isn’t groundbreaking because “she’s absolutely drop-dead gorgeous.” *groan*
–Prince Harry says Meghan Markle is “loving” the Invictus Games.
-It’s amazing what winning an Emmy can do. Hulu is playing with the big boys now, scoring 30 Rock and Parenthood for their library in a massive deal with NBC.
–John Legend fights for new home for the TV show Underground in a new op-ed.
-Looks like Chappaquiddick is getting an awards-qualifying release date, premiering the same weekend as I, Tonya and The Shape of Water.
-The first teaser trailer for Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Oscar Isaac is crazy creepy.