-Just when you thought Amy Schumer couldn’t top her FNL spoof comes her “Last F*ckable Day” clip, starring Tina Fey, Julia Louis Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette. The fact that both of these skits come from the same episode is bananas.
-I wasn’t super surprised/offended by Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner joking about Black Widow being a “slut” and a “whore,” but Evans totally nailed the apology while Renner, not surprisingly, tanked his. “I’m sorry you were offended” is my least favorite non-apology.
–George Clooney refers to himself as “Batman” in emails and voicemails, still manages to be dreamy.
-Ruh roh. Hilary Duff‘s ex Mike Comrie is fighting her for joint custody of their 3-year-old son.
–Robert Downey Jr. walked out of an interview when pressed about his past, but it was kind of understandable.
–Justin Bieber fans (those still exist?!) are losing their minds over the Hailey Baldwin engagement rumors.
–Adam Sandler‘s new “comedy” is so offensive that a bunch of extras just up and quit.
–Blake Lively recalled her cringe-worthy meeting with the president on Seth Meyer‘s show last night.
-Also, critics are being surprisingly kind about Blake‘s performance in Age of Adaline.
–Alan Rickman (and his swoon-worthy voice) is officially off the market.
-It’s possible I spent way too much time today staring at these photos of Idris Elba eating donuts. I cannot confirm or deny.
-Who runs the world? Anna Kendrick, according to this new Pitch Perfect 2 clip. I never doubted it.
-Speaking of new clips, Paul Rudd goes full-thief in this one from Ant Man.