-It’s happening! (Probably.) Rumour has it that the X Files limited revival on Fox is *thisclose* to being greenlit — and could start shooting as early as this summer. That aligns with some hints Gillian Anderson has been dropping. [Update: it’s confirmed! We’re getting 6 new episodes at some point next season. My fangirl heart is about to explode! It was my first TV obsession.]
–James Corden is off to a good start on The Late Late Show. He already got Mila Kunis to admit she and Ashton Kutcher are married.
–Vin Diesel just named his baby girl Pauline after the late Paul Walker and oh god did it just get really dusty in here?!?
-Meanwhile, Michelle Rodriguez opened up about Walker’s death, saying “I went pretty crazy. A lot of the stuff I did last year I would never do had I been in my right mind.” Sigh. I hab sads.
–Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper want you to know that they’re not having sex. They are eating a lot, though.
-Also, I know JLaw has this whole adorkable rep to maintain, but I refuse to believe she didn’t know what V.O.D. means. Refuse!
–Jessica Simpson sounds a little Slurry McSlurryson in this video. Meh, we’ve all been there (just not with a microphone shoved in our faces. Usually.)
-I don’t like who Vogue has crowned Hollywood’s New Brat Pack. Can we toss these ones back and try again?
-Hulu is the latest to get in on the prestige original drama action, ordering a new series from FNL/Parenthood creator Jason Katims. Pretty soon, my toaster will be creating original streaming content…
-Speaking of perfect human beings, Jon Hamm got advice on surviving the ending of Mad Men from Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston.
-In other Mad Men news, Jessica Pare just welcomed a son they named Blues Anthony.
–Eva Mendes continues the Sweatpants Apology Tour 2015. I hear it’s sold out.
-Wait, now Eva is going after jeans?! Sigh.
–Rob Kardashian compared Kim Kardashian to Rosamund Pike‘s Gone Girl character, which is really mean…to Amazing Amy.
–Jamie Foxx denied rumors that he’s dating Katie Holmes, saying that they’re “just friends.” Never heard that one before. Totally convincing.
–Connie Britton and her perfect hair will play RHOBH alum Faye Resnick in Ryan Murphy’s OJ Simpson series.
–Kerry Washington brought the house down with her speech at the GLAAD Awards. Definitely worth a watch.
-I had a seriously hard time picking between some of the men paired in Buzzfeed’s Hot Guy March Madness. Like, how is one possibly expected to choose between Michael B. Jordan and Jesse Williams?! The struggle is real, you guys.
–Tom Cruise hangs off the side of a plane in the first Mission: Impossible 5 trailer, but Simon Pegg‘s reaction shots steal the show. (Also, movies shouldn’t be allowed to use that Fugees song in trailers. It’s like emotional shortcutting.)