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November 2014

Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer Breaks the Internet

-Nothing stirred up the internet feels today quite like the new Star Wars teaser. I love that John Boyega is the first cast member we see. Makes me want to rewatch Attack the Block.

–Shia LaBeouf says a woman raped him last year during his performance art show. Ugh. People are the worst and I’m going back to bed.

–Rashida Jones and Jimmy Fallon turned the year’s biggest pop songs into holiday tunes and it was adorable.

–Jake Gyllenhaal continues to dramatically transform his body for movies. I can barely believe this is him.

-Celebrities are feeling super thankful this week, according to their Instagram feeds.

-Congrats to Happy Endings star Eliza Coupe, who celebrated Thanksgiving with an engagement.

–Bette Milder has backtracked on her Ariana Grande slam, ruining xmas in the process.

–Anthony Keidis is dating a 20-year-old model.He’s 52. That sounds totally normal.

–Tina Fey and Amy Poehler released their first Golden Globes promo, and it’s predictably perfect.

 

Johnny Depp “Doesn’t Give a F***”

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-Much like the rest of us, Johnny Depp “doesn’t give a f***” about his recent movies.

–Jake Gyllenhaal was all kinds of adorable on Letterman last night.

-Meanwhile, Anna Kendrick says she was “pissed” Jake Gyllenhaal dropped out of Into the Woods. But it didn’t last long because, well, he’s Jake Gyllenhaal.

-Speaking of Into the Woods costars, Emily Blunt says she saved Meryl Streep’s life on set — and now is looking for payback.

–Diddy (or whatever he’s calling himself this week) thinks Cameron Diaz is the one that got away. JLo must feel just swell about that.

-Here are more deep thoughts about the state of network comedy, specifically NBC.

-Speaking of TV in trouble, Red Band Society is the latest new fall show to get the axe.

-I’m guessing Ellen‘s parody of Fifty Shades of Grey is better than the actual movie.

–Billy Corgan has hilariously escalated his beef with Anderson Cooper with “F**K YOU” cat shirts.

-Serial managed to secure enough crowdfunding to ensure a second season.

–Miley Cyrus says she’s feeling “f–king thankful” in her latest selfie, just in case you were wondering.

-I’m thankful for these new photos George Clooney (even if he’s looking a bit scruffier than usual).

-Here’s the first trailer for Unfinished Business, with Vince Vaughn, Sienna Miller and Dave Franco.

Cate Blanchett Is “So F—ing Proud of Emma Watson”

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–Cate Blanchett covers the new issue of Porter, where she talks about being intimidated by other mothers, and praises Emma Watson‘s UN speech. “It was brilliant, such an incredible use of her airspace, and really passionate. It was fantastic.”

-I love and adore Joel McHale but a TV show based on Internet comments? Hard pass.

–Eva Mendes finally admitted that she had a baby. Other truth bombs: motherhood is really hard.

–Angelina Jolie has jumped on the cape bandwagon.

–Ryan Reynolds has joined Twitter, which a very Joshua Jackson-esque handle.

-Speaking of Joshua Jackson, Diane Kruger posted the cutest holiday photo of them ever.

-The Late Late Show announced 10 guest hosts after Craig Ferguson leaves — and every single one is male. Of course.

-When Victoria Beckham‘s son wanted his ear pierced, she took him to Claire’s, just like every other mother in the world.

–Idris Elba wants to record an album inspired by his Luther character. Oh, geez.

–Lorde was adorably on Fallon last night, talking about how weird it is to be friends with Taylor Swift.

-Game of Thrones released a tiny Season 5 teaser, which puts the emphasis on Arya. No complaints here.

–Jennifer Aniston pranked an interviewer by “pretending” to be rude and mean. But it was all a joke! Ha ha, isn’t she a riot? :/

-She’s also wearing fake boobs on Ellen. Sigh. I’m so tired of this promo tour already.

-Meanwhile, this Cake trailer should be subtitled “Jennifer Aniston really, really wants an Oscar, you guys!”