–Shia LaBeouf says a woman raped him last year during his performance art show. Ugh. People are the worst and I’m going back to bed.
–Rashida Jones and Jimmy Fallon turned the year’s biggest pop songs into holiday tunes and it was adorable.
–Jake Gyllenhaal continues to dramatically transform his body for movies. I can barely believe this is him.
-Celebrities are feeling super thankful this week, according to their Instagram feeds.
-Congrats to Happy Endings star Eliza Coupe, who celebrated Thanksgiving with an engagement.
–Bette Milder has backtracked on her Ariana Grande slam, ruining xmas in the process.
–Anthony Keidis is dating a 20-year-old model.He’s 52. That sounds totally normal.
–Tina Fey and Amy Poehler released their first Golden Globes promo, and it’s predictably perfect.