-I just can’t stop watching this video of Nicki Minaj cussing out Mariah Carey. Just. Can’t. Stop. And they’ve only been working together for 2 weeks!
-In related news, it’s National Mean Girls Day.
-The RPattz/KStew drama seems to be helping the Twilight franchise. Breaking Dawn: Part 2′s pre-sale tickets are outpacing the previous four films.
–Cameron Diaz’s butt made the cover of this month’s Esquire.
-Meanwhile, to no one’s surprise, Nicole Kidman is shooting down those claims that she’s talked to Katie since the split.
–Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may be a new mom, but that certainly hasn’t gotten in the way of her Instagram posting schedule. After all, priorities!
–Nas is sexting ex-wife Kelis. This can only end badly.
-A tabloid has apologized for running a report which suggested that Nic Cage was “stalking” Vanessa Hudgens.
-I heart EW‘s annual reunion issue. Clueless!
-Speaking of reunions, check out The Princess Bride cast.
–Britney Spears‘ 4-year-old niece just dressed up like “Baby…One More Time” era Brit-Brit for “celebrity day” at school. That seems totally appropriate.
–Lena Dunham says the next season of Girls will be less white (but probably still whiny).
–Scott Disick bailed on the infamous Kardashian holiday photo, giving us one less person to mock. I’m pretty sure we’ll still have lots of material to work with, though.
-Want to watch Emma Stone, Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Richard Gere and Anna Farris make sex jokes? Than the Movie 43 trailer is for you! It’s like a really dirty version of Valentine’s Day.
–Sarah Jessica Parker looks great on the cover of Elle.
–Gwyneth Paltrow wants to produce a musical based on The Go-Go’s. Who does she think she is, James Franco?
-I’m not loving Amanda Seyfriend’s vampy lipstick, especially when compared to Emma Stone‘s classic red lips.
-Holy crap. Tyler Hanson just welcomed his fifth(!) kid. That’s what you get for being “the cute one.”
-Proof that I might be the lamest person in the world: I’m heading to Spain tomorrow which I CAN’T WAIT for, but I’m also a little sad because I a) won’t be able to hate-Tweet the Gossip Girl premiere live, and b) I’ll have to wait until I’m back to see Pitch Perfect, which I’m already convinced is the most amazing film ever made. Here’s Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson interviewing each other about the movie: